Funny Stuff

Well, so how do i monetize my blog ?

That was a question troubling me for a while. I was spending a lot of time and money to keep my blogs updated and was looking for some incentive in any form.

I did happen to come across a few good blogs monetizing resources and one of them being http://www.payperpost.com

It is a cool money making machine for blog owners with good payouts and a large list of opportunites to choose from..

For those unaware of how it works, well its darn simple

You need create an account (which is free), submit your blog for approval, and once approved sell blog posts about avaliable service and product portfolio of payperpost clients.

And well as the list of service and products is quite handy, its just add a little bit more value to your blog.

Add more reader centric content and earn the green slip, its that simple..

Well, if you are a blogger i would highly recommend their services and bloggers have known to have earned upwards of $8K by just making useful posts..

 I have already earned 50 bucks and the future prospects look even brighter, I guess all this would go in to managing and maintaining my sites and also to build a few more  that are of my interest

Hope it helps you fellow bloggers too.

Kiviniar

Wilbur the pig is scared of the end of the season, because he knows that come that time, he will end up on the dinner table. He hatches a plan with Charlotte, a spider that lives in his pen, to ensure that this will never happen.

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Part Four

Part Five

Part Six

When you were here before
couldn’t look you in the eye
you’re just like an angel
your skin makes me cry
you float like a feather
in a beautiful world
i wish i was special
you’re so fuckin’ special
but i’m a creep, i’m a weirdo.
what the hell am i doing here?
i don’t belong here.
I don’t care if it hurts
i want to have control
i want a perfect body
i want a perfect soul
i want you to notice
when i’m not around
you’re so fuckin’ special
i wish i was special
But i’m a creep, i’m a weirdo.
what the hell am i doing here?
i don’t belong here.
She’s running out again,
she’s running out
she’s run run run running out…
Whatever makes you happy
whatever you want
you’re so fuckin’ special
i wish i was special…
But i’m a creep, i’m a weirdo,
what the hell am i doing here?
i don’t belong here.
i don’t belong here.

Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.

Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up.
Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room.

Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder. All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he’s not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he’s attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are

now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

“AND THAT’S HOW ALL COMPANY’S POLICIES GET ESTABLISHED”.

1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala

2) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai (dont breakur heads its… Dubai ), zimbly to meet
his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf).

3) Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

4) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

5) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome ?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.

6) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

7) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.

Who found out that?
His aandy.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

11)Who is Malayali’s fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

VEERY VEERY IMBORDANT

Please don’t delete this file after reading, at least you should send
this..

mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cocunod oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the
lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole mondh’s supply of
cocunud oil and benena chips free ..