Funny Stuff

Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.

Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up.
Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder. One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room.

Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder. All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he’s not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he’s attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are

now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

“AND THAT’S HOW ALL COMPANY’S POLICIES GET ESTABLISHED”.

1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala

2) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai (dont breakur heads its… Dubai ), zimbly to meet
his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf).

3) Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

4) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

5) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome ?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.

6) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

7) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.

Who found out that?
His aandy.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

11)Who is Malayali’s fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

VEERY VEERY IMBORDANT

Please don’t delete this file after reading, at least you should send
this..

mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cocunod oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the
lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole mondh’s supply of
cocunud oil and benena chips free ..