Funny Stuff

These are so thoughtful, think about it

http://www.photopumpkin.com/photo-blog/award-winning-cartoons/

Boy (Proposing):

I wish I was one of your tears,

so I could be born in your eye,

run down your cheek,

and die on your lips.

Girl (Rejecting):

I don’t mind where you die.. as long as you do!

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Boy:

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I

together.

Girl:

So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?

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Boy:

Are your legs tired?

Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Girl:

Yes, they are. I’ve been running away from you!

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Boy:

Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see

an angel so far from heaven.

Girl:

How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

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Boy:

Do you believe in love at first sight,

or do I have to walk by you again?

Girl:

Yeah.. why don’t you walk by and just keep walking!

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Boy:

What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.

Girl:

What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

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Boy:

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Girl:

(too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)

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Boy:

You can forget about going to heaven

because it’s sin to look that good.

Girl:

You can be sure of going to hell..

your stupidity will assure you of a place!

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Boy:

If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

Girl:

So, that’s your problem.. simple algebra!