Funny Stuff

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him “Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?”

I don’t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. “I just have to run faster than you”.

Watching this baby struggling to stay awake is pretty funny. You think hes gonna go down right away but he puts up a long fight.

Paul Potts has won the final of this competition. The prize is £100,000 and the chance to perform at the Royal Variety Performance in December.

A young businessman was seated next to an elderly priest on an airplane. Having a minor technical problem at the gate and the flight being delayed, the Captain apologized and announced that the airline would be buying a free round of drinks.

When the charming and very attractive flight attendant came by, the businessman ordered a double scotch. Then she asked the priest if he would like a drink.

“Oh, no thank you,” replied the priest. “I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol.”

Halting in mid-swallow and dribbling scotch down his front, the businessman quickly replaced his drink on the beverage cart and replied, “Excuse me, miss, I didn’t know I had a choice.”

Just in case you guys are a Naruto fan like myself, you can watch the first Naruto Movie on my video blog.

Someone requested it and i just finished posting.

Enjoy the movie

Naruto Movie 1: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow