Funny Stuff

Well i found these garage cabinets which searching for adding some storage space in my KITCHEN.

I know it sounds crazy but would you use these garage cabinets as kitchen cabinets ?

I like these http://www.carguygarage.com/diplca1.html and I actually found them quite interesting to set it up in my kitchen.

I guess I will try my ideas out and see if i can jam these beauties in my kitchen.

True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the world.

And now i know what the tech support people hate their jobs.

I was into software support for my team and it was hell to explain them simple installation procedures but after reading this, i am counting my lucky stars.

People and their experience with computers, probably first sight.

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one…

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it’s really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note …
Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry ……

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Helpdesk: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of ! the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer : Hello… I can’t print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and …
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates damn it!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: What’s on your monitor now ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It’s not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing’s happening…

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn’t get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That’s not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over ! 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don’t understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?

(39 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)

So the best time of the year is coming soon.

Finally its time to enjoy out efforts and spend some time shopping for the holiday season ahead. Halloween is coming soon and then we have Thanks Giving and finally its time to be stuffing the stocking.
Well it was a bonus to be believing in Santa when I was with my parents but now its more about being one for myself.

Making a wishlist for the gifts that I plan to buy this holiday season for family and friends. Have a few things to buy for the pets as well as its would be kinda evil if I miss them out, after all they are the ones who are the happiest to see me every single day.

Well, if you are also making your wishlist and want to be shopping online, do remember to use online coupons to save your self an extra buck.

Well this season I am all here, Overstock :: Target