Funny Stuff

I am lame when it come to dancing.

Yes, i am one of the few who are literally born with two left feet.

Dancing has been my nemasis for a while and learning the smooth steps seem more dificult than i had imagined.

There are days when i just sit back (not my usual) and see all the others have fun.

So what is your dancing status like ?

Do i have partner whoo suffer from the same problem ? Well i guess i need to enroll for one of the sessions and well if you have a better plan or any kind of advise, do share with me.

May our dancing days begin soon!

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

“You all have obsessions,” he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating.
You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money.Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”

Online shopping is fun as then I get to flex my unused dollars piling in my Paypal account.
There are a few online stores I frequent to grab some stuff for my family and friends and to get the best deals.

Out of the many, Target.com being one of my best online stores. Simply because of the variety of products in the offering.

I was already getting the deals, but found to get them cheaper by using target coupon.

The concept of online coupons is pretty cool as I have started saving an average of 15% on my buys and I am pretty happy about it.

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Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.

Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”

Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!

Then he takes me downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car… a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner… a marvelous dinner… lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!”

Dorothy: “Goodness gracious!… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”

Edna: “No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an old dress.”

What is the freakiest thing you have done…and survived it.

Well I am pretty sane but at times I can go a little crazy.

The last time I went bezzerk, I decided to go broke.

Now I guess you are confused about what I am talking.

Let me explain, I was totally in love with this one thing - “A massively comfortable, leather covered, soft to the touch couch”

And then I had to date it no matter what, so I go in there and blow away my salary and come back home with this beauty but empty pockets.

Enjoyed the couch for a few days and then I was broke and surviving on leftovers.

Then came my knight in shining amour, a life saver, my sweet credit card to the rescue.

I practically lived of my credit card for the next few weeks, filling fuel, shopping and eating.

Now thats is the happing ending, I get the love of my life and survive the holocaust thanks to my credit cards .

Now, i didnt go broke on my credit cards as my cards are 50day interest free credit cards and even if i were going broke, i would have used the offer of a balance transfers.

With so many options avaliable, you can easily compare credit cards and find the one best suited for yourself.

Trust me, credit cards are no longer evil.

Now how many times have been forced to kiss @$$ to have you voice heard in you office ?

Well most would detest but then thats the name of the game. I have had close encounters and somehow i have been lucky to get good superiors.

This is a cool promo entrance banner put across the entrance of of a Job fair in Germany, captioned very aptly “There are better ways to make a career”

Awesomely done and a very creative in catching the candidates attention.