Funny Stuff

I remember my first video game interaction where I was addicted to my Atari and then my Nintendo. The gaming scene has evolved a hundred fold with intense gameplays and graphics but there are days when I just like to sit back and enjoy the old arcade games I used to play on the coin eating arcade machine.

Sharing a few 2D arcade downloads that you would love to kill time with and might have possibily played a few years back.

P.s.All the games are free and spyware free

ROBOCOP 2D

BALL RACER

Please share with us any cool arcade download that you know off.

Read this and burst out laughing.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this post of go insane with laughter.

These are real matrimonial ads

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single I don’t have
Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
…….. hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow I amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as ‘Parwati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi
as in KSBKBT……
(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain’t he?)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem…)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing)

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy
wants)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is
suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the “ok syndrome” again)

iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater &
mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)

iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent. I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. I
Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. But iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)

iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ..
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

to be married on jan-2005. working woman preferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)

i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
Because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

Yup, I can understand your plight if you are working in an IT or an ITES industry.

Many a time work can be frustration and with a debugging boss on top it can be even more frustrating. I have always hated the BOSS factor and well not that I have relief I really thank my stars.

Just got this via e-mail and though that it was a worth sharing.

This is dedicated to all you over worked @$$eSout there. Trust me this will surely put a smile on your faces.

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headedthrough the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the
young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

This one if surely one of my favorite

GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so. What  did   he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my cloths off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD!

Yup, so I did collect quite a handful and as I wanted them to be kept away for keeps, I have consolidated my collection of funny jokes at the Sutra.

A few of you must have some across the site, but then as most of you dont know about it you can visit http://jokes.sutradirectory.com

This site features the funniest jokes I have consolidated over the years and I keep updating it every once in a while.

If you have a joke to suggest, please leave a comment and I will pick it up for inclusion.

Mind you only the funniest survive.