Bar Jokes
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Laughter is the best medicine and I seem to be needing it in BIG doses.
Yesterday, I spent most of my online time looking for some jokes for my joke site and well I did manage to stumble upon some really hilarious ones.
For now I have updated the Bar Joke section and well if you are in need of a good laugh, head over to
http://jokes.sutradirectory.com/category/bar-jokes/
One of my favorite joke in this section
A man walks into a bar and notices a huge pot filled with money sitting in the corner. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender tells him it’s the prize for a contest.
“You pay 5 bucks for a chance to win the pot, and to win it you have to do three things” says the bartender. “First, you have to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Second, there’s a pit bull out back who has an abscessed tooth. You have to pull the bad tooth from his mouth. Last, you have to go upstairs to the bedroom. Up there is the owner’s mother. She’s 90 years old, and hasn’t had an orgasm in 30 years If you can make her come, the money’s yours.”
The guy decides to try it and tosses his five bucks in the pot. He walks up to the bouncer and decks the monster with a single punch. Then he goes out back. Soon everyone in the bar hears growling, barking, and yelling, followed by whimpering sounds.
The fellow strolls back into the bar with his clothes ripped up, covered with scratches and bites. “That’s two down!” he says. “Now where’s that old broad with the abscessed tooth?”

Ha ha. Three strings walk into a bar. Bartender says to the first string “Are you a string?” “Yes” replies the string. “This is a respectable establishment, we don’t serve strings, get out!” The bartender moves on to the second string “Are you a string?” “Yes” replies the string. “This is a respectable establishment, we don’t serve strings, get out!” Meanwhile the third string ties himself in a knot and messes up his hair. When the bartender asks him “Are you a string?” He replies ” Nope fraid knot”
Comment by Jerin — January 29, 2008 @ 2:29 pm