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Transalation : “This is our Indian movies”

A very fine depiction of practically every hindi movie plot of the 70’s and the 80’s.

The HERO just wont die..hehehehe

So if you understand this strip, you have pratically covered all the movies from two decade of Indian cinema

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Watch the bird grow from the yolk to a full bodied bird.

Its amazing to see how a lump of cells can become what we see around us everyday..

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One who becomes the master of all these chapters can now have an authorization to write the next chapter and will be called as “Kannada Kandha”

KANNADA SLANG

This should not take more than 3 Weeks to use all of these if you are a true Kanndadiga!

CHAPTER I (Basics : KAS 101)
01. Chindi : Too good
02. Bombat : Incredible
03. Sak’kat : Awesome
04. Blade : Got screwed (also see ‘Kuiey’ in chap 3)
05. Topi : Got cheated
06. Chatri : No. 1 fraud
07. Adjusht : Anytime you are caught on the wrong foot use this word
08. Kirik : Mess
09. Magane : Anybody (Male) who does not keep in touch!!!
10. Lo : Anybody (Male) who keeps in touch always
11. Madam : Any girl who becomes a friend thus putting an end to any mischief you want to commit
12. Chitranna : To be used with Chindi. It means had a gala time
13. Maj’A : Fun. To be used with Sakkat depending on the amount of fun you had.
14. Jai Aagu : Fully disapper
15. Yenne : Liquor (Not oil!)
16. Batti : Fitting also….smoking

CHAPTER II (Basics(contd): KAS 102)
01. Panta: Good in fundamentals, very able person. High IQ. Also used for teasing. Eg. Yerad varsh inda India hogillva? Panta kano neenu!
02. Kudami: Book worm.
03. Pantar Ke Gin: Gina of Puntas i.e. king of punters.
04. Tuppa: Very easy to grasp. Eg. Question paper olle tuppa iddange ittu kano.. chindi chitranna aadaak bitte!
05. Hodeskonda: Got screwed.
06. Biddaah: Total flat for the outward shining of any object/subject. Eg. Photo nodi Biddaah kano!
07. Guru: Mix of Lo and magane.
08. Deevru: Person who is seen once in a while.
09. Sisyaa: Close friend in need of free advice.eg . Haangalla kano sisya! Nan maat kelde hodeskobeda
10. Yenamma: Aenamma Chennagiddiya!
11. Solid: Great deal.
12. Baggu: Don’t fool me, u better be. Eg. 100 rupai saalana? Buggtiyaa? Oythaa irallae magane!
13. Othla/Thooku/Dumki: Total gone case.
14. Kirik: Problem, nuisance, Mess. Eg. Heavy kirikkamma
15. Blade/Kori: Lie
16. Siva: same as guru
17. Magane: Eno magane, pathene ella? Elli beli haaroke hogidde?
18. Piece: Beautiful female Eg. Sakhath piece-amma! Full biddog-bitte
19. Anna: Must be used when yuo are talking with Bigges. Eg. Anna… Nangu ondu chance
20. Thirtha/Prasada: Same as Yenne
21. Sight/Line/Dove: Other names for Loving
22. Hakki/Birds/Colors: Pretty girls
23. Guldu: Person who is ve r! y innocent.
24. Maavana Mane: Police Station.

CHAPTER III (Intermediate : KAS 103)
01. Chamak: alias Minchu. show off ; derive ’scope’ (see Mileage)
02. Tagadu: Opposite of Punta. A person of very low IQ. Dudhead, Dunce…
03: Turimane:- Dentally forward
04: Dabba: Same as 2
05. Maska: see Benne
06. Benne: Butter. Used to promote relationship. esp. political,organisational etc. Building goodwill in a viley way
07. Biscuit: Lancha [ bribe ]
08. Chamcha : A Person who uses lot of ‘Maska’ to promote his self interest. The villan in old kannada movies, nowadays potrayed as a statesman
09. Yenne/Gundu: Liquor
10. Kuiey: A Boring session. “Meeting nalli blade haki sakkath kuieydhru…”
11. Saaru: An informal greeting. opp. of Sir which is mark of respect. “Namaskara Saar ge”
12. Sustu: Tired or, when you are Dazed. “Aa piece nodidhre neenu sustaagbidthiya”
13. Burdey: Lie. Also referred as ‘Reel’ or ‘Rail’ eg. “Nin burudae keli keli saakaaythu
14. Dani: Boss. “Promotion sigle antha namma Danige sakkath benne haktha idene”
15. Olu: Same as Burude (Upendra’s contribution)
16. Kivege Huvvu: same Reel.
17. Mabbu: Same as GulDu.
18. Damar: The End.
19. Udis: See Damar

CHAPTER IV (Advanced : KAS 104)
01. Guraiusu: Gazing with anger
02. Jamaiusu: Enjoy
03. Lagaiusu: See Jamaiusu
04. Udaisu: Enjoy others Property
05. Pattaisu: Trap a girl
06. Bitti/Osi(O’c): Free
07. Mundaisu/Bolisu: Shave others Purses.
08. Shikshe: Great punishment.
09. Bharatharatna\SatyaHarishchandra :- person who is very honest.
10. Achchu: To copy in exams.
11. Seize: Caughted Redhand.
12. Sinku: Escape Eg. Police baruva munche baa maga sink agi bidona
13. Kalakar:- Jack of all.
14. Uri: Jealousey (Stomach burning).
15. Aata: Eg. Yannamma tumba Aata aaduthidhiya

CHAPTER V (Killer : KAS 105)
Adda: Hangout place.
Deal: Business
Sketch: Plan for Supari Killings
Laang: Famous weapon
Finish: End life
Hudugaru: Chelas of Don.
Dichchi: Nanna Magane ondu dichchi kodla?
Ikku: Bash or Beat.
Namma Area: Our area
Mamulu: Haftha.
Kaki: Police
Linku: Nexus